League RulesConduct
| Rule | Details |
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| Collusion |
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| No Impeding Other Managers |
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| One Team Per Manager |
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| No Roster Dumping |
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TradesApproval and limits
| Rule | Details |
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| Commissioner Approval Required | Every trade is reviewed by a commissioner before it's final. Expect a brief review, not an instant approval. |
| No Partial Trades | Trades must be all-or-nothing in a single transaction. "Half now, half later" deals aren't allowed. |
| Exceeding Roster Limits |
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| Trades Are Final | Once approved, a trade will not be reversed for regret or lack of knowledge. It can only be reversed if the commissioner committee determines it was unfair. |
| No Trading Draft Picks | Draft picks aren't tradeable assets in this league. Trades can only include players (and FAAB, see below) already on a roster. |
| FAAB Can Be Traded | FAAB dollars can be included as part of a trade, on their own or alongside players. |
| Trade Deadline is Firm | The trade deadline for this season is December 2, 2026 at 10:00 AM. Once it passes, no trades will be approved. No exceptions. |
League OperationsDay to day
| Rule | Details |
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| Nothing is Official Until It's in the App | Deals talked out over text, phone, or in person aren't binding until they're actually submitted and accepted through the app, or handled directly by a commissioner. Talk all you want, but if it's not official in the app, it didn't happen. |
| Lock Your Lineup on Time | Once a player's game kicks off, they're locked in. No editing your lineup after the fact. Set it and forget it. |
| Replacing a Manager | If a manager leaves mid-season, the commissioners will select or approve their replacement to keep the league full and competitive. |
PlayoffsSeeding and conduct
| Rule | Details |
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| Playoff Seeding | The top teams make the playoffs based on regular-season record, with total points scored as the tiebreaker (see the Scoring page for the exact cutoff). The highest seeds earn a first-round bye. |
| Reseeding Each Round | Playoff matchups are reseeded after every round. The highest remaining seed plays the lowest remaining seed, not a fixed bracket. |
| No Dumping in the Playoffs | Whether you're chasing the title or stuck in the consolation bracket, field your best lineup every week. Tanking a playoff game, yours or someone else's, isn't allowed. |
Last Place PunishmentThe reckoning
Regular Season Last Place
Whoever finishes last in the regular-season standings runs a Milk Mile: one mile on foot and one gallon of milk, both finished. Carried out within two months of the season ending.
Possible ConsequencesIf a rule is broken
- Trade or roster move gets reversed
- Loss of waiver priority or FAAB budget
- Removal from the league
- Or punishment agreed upon by league members
These rules are enforced at the discretion of the commissioner(s), whose interpretation is final.